“Do I Need a Drink Today?” Flowchart
Since it’s Friday I thought I’d make a flowchart so you all could decide what to do tonight. Hopefully I caught all my typos and I didn’t get any theology wrong. And if anyone says “it’s a good idea...
View ArticleIt’s Cold Outside Too
Things going on right now: My neighbors aren’t dead. Or at least, if they died they arranged for a petsitter to take care of their dogs in their house, which is thoughtful. This means, the mutant flies...
View ArticleComputer Addiction
Sometimes I don’t know if I’m addicted to computers or if they are just easier to procrastinate on, but I have a really hard time doing work with real life things.
View ArticleSidewalk Elbow
Yesterday I was walking to the train like I normally do after work, and the sidewalk was crowded because it was 5:00. Everything was going fine until I came across a guy who was not only walking on...
View ArticleThe Receptionist’s Revenge
My first job out of college was not the glamorous job I had dreamed of. I wasn’t an editor of some small but up-and-coming publishing house. I wasn’t writing articles for The New Yorker. I was a...
View ArticleWhen Elevators Make You Look Crazy
There’s a certain point when something working is actually more annoying than it being broken.
View ArticleStuck in Traffic
How fast you feel like you’re driving directly corresponds to how long you’ve been sitting in traffic.
View ArticleIn Which I Ramble
My computer has been on the fritz lately. This could be due to the fact that it’s five years old or because whenever those annoying update windows pop up I always say “later, I have a headache.”...
View ArticlePuttin’ on the Ritz
Yesterday was the climax of my mad rush at work. I know I was exhausted because when I got home and took my work clothes off I almost immediately started to put the same clothes back on again. Then I …...
View ArticleWork with Benefits
Sometimes a perk doesn’t really feel like a perk when everyone gets it. I only get a little bitter though. You know, just when I think about it.
View ArticleThe Minister of Common Sense
Recently I gave myself a new title at work. No, I’m not acknowledged for it in any way, but it’s basically the only thing that has helped me keep my sanity. You are looking at the new Minister of...
View ArticleA Very Expensive Bonus
Not that I’m ungrateful, but a shirt doesn’t pay the gas bill. Plus, I can’t help but think that my style is somehow being mocked.
View ArticleSeriously, Hang in There
Most people like silly inspirational stories. At least, I assume most people do because I see people posting them all the time and there’s never any winky faces to hint that they might be joking....
View ArticleLand Among the Stars
I made another motivational poster that I wasn’t able to finish in time for yesterday’s post. Feel free to give it to a graduating senior or any small aspiring child you know.
View ArticleIn Which I Break Down the Last Two Weeks of Ignoring My Blog
Monday, July 15: Our offer on a condo an agent “promised” to us is rejected in favor of a last-minute cash offer. I decide I hate all people with cash. Tuesday, July 16: I find out a friend is in …...
View ArticleBabies vs. Puppies
And the same people who tell me to have a baby, try and convince me I’m not “ready” for a puppy. I don’t quite get it. UPDATE: You can see pictures of our puppy here!
View ArticleJust a Regular Day
6:45 a.m.: Alarm goes off. I hit snooze 4-5 times. 7:00 a.m.: The husband informs me that there was a large-scale ant invasion in the kitchen in which they tried takeover our pizza boxes. Once again,...
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